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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

2 months ago

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

3 months ago

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

3 months ago

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

3 months ago

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

3 months ago