Funny vote quotes

• The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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  2 months ago

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• I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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  2 months ago

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• Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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  2 months ago

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• Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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  2 months ago

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• Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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  2 months ago

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• If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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  2 months ago

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• I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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  2 months ago

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• “I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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  4 months ago

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