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Funny vote quotes

Funny vote quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of elections ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether youโ€™re feeling confused, excited, or just want to poke fun at politics, these witty lines will have you chuckling while you cast your ballot ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ‰ Get ready to see voting in a whole new lightโ€”with plenty of laughs along the way! ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ“ข

“I didn’t vote for this.” โ€” people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted on3 days ago2 days ago

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Vote for me, Iโ€™ll cut the alphabet in half.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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