Funny vote quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. "

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? #Parenting101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness #VoteForCheese"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! #ChocoPolitics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

  Commentary:
  "Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? #LessAlphabetMoreFun"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for food vs. the civic duty of voting ! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! "

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