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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

3 months ago

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

3 months ago

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

3 months ago

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

3 months ago

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

3 months ago

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

3 months ago

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

3 months ago