65 Funny waking quotes

• Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoying, bed, dark, humor, i, just, morning, sleep, tomorrow, waking, waking up

• The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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  3 weeks ago

  body, day, early, humor, kid, kids, letting, morning, parent, same, sleep, sleep in, stop, wake, wake up, waking, weekend

• Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, cool, day, early, fatigue, feeling, humor, long day, morning, relatable, tired, waking, waking up

• The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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  3 weeks ago

  4, 4 a.m., a.m., am, disturbing, early, early riser, exercise, humor, morning, morning routine, most, people, purpose, riser, routine, thing, waking, waking up

• I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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  3 weeks ago

  accounts, daily, daily deposit, day, deposit, every, everyone, finance, humor, i, just, money, payment, should, think, thinking, wake, wake up, waking, wishful, wishful thinking

• My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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  3 weeks ago

  early, early morning, favorite, favorite thing, favourite, morning, morning routine, ridiculous, routine, sleep, solitude, thing, waking, waking up

• Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, being, benefit, early, humor, irritation, just, minutes, mood, morning, past, waking, waking up

• I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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  3 weeks ago

  airport, going, i, morning, travel, trip, waking, waking up, wish

• Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, cute, daily, daily life, day, guess, humor, i, life, morning, motivation, waking, waking up, wealthy, work

• “I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

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  3 weeks ago

  back, bed, fantasy, going, humor, i, morning, procrastination, sleep, tiredness, waking, waking up, woke

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