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Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Shared recently on Slack:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Breaking via Facebook:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Going bananas on Threads:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on X:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Just shared via Slack:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

3 weeks ago

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

3 weeks ago

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

3 weeks ago

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

3 weeks ago

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

3 weeks ago

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

3 weeks ago

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

3 weeks ago

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

3 weeks ago

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

3 weeks ago

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

3 weeks ago

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

55 shares on Threads this month:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can we skip to the rich part?

52 shares on Discord this month:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Spotted on Threads:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Shared recently on Slack:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Just landed via X:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Spotted on Reddit:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Just shared via Slack:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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