14 Funny walks quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

  Commentary:
  Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

  Commentary:
  "Guess he's just 'boarding' the ship in style! 🛳️🤣 #PlankExpert #DadsEverywhere"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic plea for a balanced lifestyle! Dearest, may your sleep be as deep as your love for memes, and may your walks be as brisk as your scroll through social media! 💤🚶‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! 🦆🥂 Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. 🍸😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

  Commentary:
  Looks like that camel really knows how to take happy hour into its own hands! 🐪🍸 Bet he just wanted a hump-day cocktail! 🐪🍹 Hope he doesn't get the "hump" over this mix-up! 🤣🍷

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the irony of modern technology meets wilderness! 🐻🤖 One can only imagine the autocorrected text message "I'll have a bear, not beer, please" 🍺. In a bizarre twist of fate, the inventor finds himself face to face with a furry mammal instead of a chilled drink. Autocorrect strikes again, this time in the real world! 🤯

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