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5 months ago
Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Ah, yes, the elusive counterpart to Slim Shady! 🕶️🍑 Move over Slim, Thicc Sunny is here to brighten up your day with some extra sunshine and curves! ☀️🔥 Can't handle the heat? You better bring some shades for Thicc Sunny! 😎🍑 #SlimShady #ThiccSunny
5 months ago
Share →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭
5 months ago
Share →: Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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"Whoever came up with that foot fetish term really missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic upgrade! 🦶😆 Feetish definitely has a better ring to it, don't you think? It's like taking a step in the right direction! 👣😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum
5 months ago
Share →: The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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"Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling 💁‍♂️🕵️‍♂️. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! 🔍👀 #GlamCriminal"
5 months ago
Share →: The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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"Did you know that the name Ella is actually short for Mozzarella? 🧀🧀 Sounds cheesy, but it definitely has a nice ring to it! 😆 #SayCheese #EllaMozzarella"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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"Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"
5 months ago
Share →: My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay!
$Funny wordplay quotes - Who called it girl math and not galgebra?$

5 months ago
Share →: Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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"Who called it girl math and not galgebra? 🤔 Seems like someone missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic math makeover! 📐 Next time, let's add a little bit of 'x'tra flair to our algebra and turn it into galgebra! ✨👩‍🏫 #MathHumor"