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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

3 months ago

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

3 months ago

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

3 months ago

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

3 months ago

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

3 months ago

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

3 months ago

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

3 months ago

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

3 months ago

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

3 months ago

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

3 months ago

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

3 months ago

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

3 months ago

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

3 months ago

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

3 months ago

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

3 months ago

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

3 months ago

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

3 months ago

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

3 months ago

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

3 months ago

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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