12 Funny zoo quotes

• Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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  17 hours ago

  4, addiction, again, app, apps, boredom, cage, cycle, ever, feel, over, pacing, phone, phone addiction, repetition, same, through, tiger, zoo

• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  2 months ago

  asked, back, came, funny moment, glasses, happening, humor, i, joke, left, literally, misunderstanding, moment, parenting, room, said, today, toddler, zoo

• I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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  2 months ago

  animal, car, end, escape, humor, i, ID, joke, penguin, pet, shift, work, workplace, zoo

• There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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  2 months ago

  commentary, country, diversity, every, humor, multicultural, people, satire, should, social, social commentary, zoo

• I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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  2 months ago

  activity, family, fun, fun activity, getting, i, kids, memory, nostalgia, parenting, small, wonder, zoo

• Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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  2 months ago

  alligator, hand, humor, irony, own, research, safety, sign, stick, thanks, warning, zoo

• Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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  2 months ago

  animal, fired, humor, i, job, trying, turtles, wax, workplace, zoo

• You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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  2 months ago

  animals, me, release, trust, zoo

• Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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  2 months ago

  animals, dark, dark humor, here, humor, irony, me, religion, running, sacrifice, Satan, stop, zoo

• They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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  2 months ago

  activity, amusement, experience, flattening, humor, machine, me, penny, zoo

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