Commentary:
Locked in an endless loop of scrolling with the grace and frustration of a caged tiger, but hey, at least I don't have to hunt for WiFi! 🐅📱🔄
11 Funny zoo quotes
I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.
There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.
I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.
Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.
Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.
You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.
Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”
They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.
Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.
Commentary:
Who needs the wild outdoors when you can witness the full spectrum of human behavior at the local mall? 🛍️🐅 It's like a safari of consumerism, complete with stampedes during sales and exotic creatures known as teenagers in their natural habitat. Just remember to pack your snacks and a pair of comfortable shoes for this urban adventure! 🍿👟