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Funny zoo quotes

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Satan: "Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a zoo down here."

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Nowadays you don't even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025