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Funny zoo quotes 🦁🐒 bring out the wild side of humor, making animal encounters even more memorable! Whether you’re a fan of cheeky monkeys or majestic lions, these playful sayings add a roar of laughter to any visit. Get ready to unleash some giggles and share smiles as we dive into the funniest moments from the animal kingdom’s own comedy club! 🐯😂🐢

New funny zoo quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Commentary:
"Me leaving the zoo like: 🐧🚗 'He followed me home, I swear!' 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Commentary:
"When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"
3 months ago
Share →: I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Commentary:
Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! 🐒🌳 Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Commentary:
🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Commentary:
"Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! 🐢💅 Maybe stick to your day job next time! 😂 #TurtleWaxingFail"
6 months ago
Share →: You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're the zoo's wild card, huh? 🦁🐒 Better keep a close eye on this one, folks! Don't let them near the keys to the cages or we might have a real-life Animal Kingdom situation on our hands! 🗝️🦓🐍🤪 #AnimalLiberationAtAnyCost
6 months ago
Share →: Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Commentary:
Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁🔥 It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! 🤔😈
6 months ago
Share →: They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's paying their dues in the animal kingdom, one penny at a time! 🦒💰 Better watch out for those sneaky giraffes trying to flatten your luck! Who knew the zoo had a penny-squishing side hustle? 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Commentary:
Who needs the wild outdoors when you can witness the full spectrum of human behavior at the local mall? 🛍️🐅 It's like a safari of consumerism, complete with stampedes during sales and exotic creatures known as teenagers in their natural habitat. Just remember to pack your snacks and a pair of comfortable shoes for this urban adventure! 🍿👟
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Commentary:
"Who needs a ticket to the zoo when you have a front-row seat to the wild antics of your colleagues in the office jungle! 🐒🦁 Save money, stay entertained, and perhaps even learn a thing or two about the fascinating species that is 'the co-worker.' 🤣 #OfficeSafari"