Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.