Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.