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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.