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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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Humorous text about disbelief, featuring playful words on the company's unusual name.

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Trying to keep a straight face every time I hear it… but they should've considered naming it "StopDaddy" 😂🤔

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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