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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.