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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sne…

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sne…

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Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dad, exaggeration, family, humor, i, just, small, sneeze, think, village on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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