I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.
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Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction

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