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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Commentary:
Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dad, exaggeration, family, humor, i, just, small, sneeze, think, village on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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← Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying. My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer. →

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