Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”