I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other. Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad. A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.