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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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55 shares on Instagram this month:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

94 shares on X this month:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

24 shares on X this month:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Going viral on YouTube:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Making waves on Facebook:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Just landed via Discord:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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