If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Demon: "I've made a grave mistake." Me: "Welcome to the chaos, buddy!" 😈🤷♀️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?” As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit. If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android. If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”? If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.