If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! πποΈπΆββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.” There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone. Leave me alone, man. Iβm just living my life like a candle in the wind. As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”