I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Earth is hard.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”