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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.