It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.” Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess my bank prefers laughter over generosity 🤣💸 Wouldn't mind a surprise "on the house" alert! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness. “You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today. We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month. Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price. Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?