It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.” Commentary:Guess my bank prefers laughter over generosity 🤣💸 Wouldn't mind a surprise "on the house" alert! Related Funny Posts 🤝 My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness. Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it? Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. “You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.
