It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.