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  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
  • Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
  • My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
  • I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.
  • My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
  • Wake me when AI does housework.