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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking ab…

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking ab…

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Looks like their brains were on a sugar rush instead of a thought-provoking one! 🍩🤔 Nothing like thinking about those delicious, doughy circles to get you thinking outside the box! Who knew donuts could be such a dangerous distraction at a think tank? 😂 #DonutDisruption

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged donuts, humor, job, just, layoff, snack, tank, think, think tank, thinking, workplace on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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