Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.