Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me at war: 'Anyone up for a little early retreat?' πββοΈπ¨ #StrategicExitStrategy" Related Funny Posts π€ How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me? If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter. Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early. I donβt mind being the villain in your story because youβre a clown in mine.