Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today? Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me at war: 'Anyone up for a little early retreat?' 🏃♂️💨 #StrategicExitStrategy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work. Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities. Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.