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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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