My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! 😂🙈👋🐶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them. I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something. Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.
