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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.