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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Commentary:
Not sure, but apparently, I need a manual and some face stickers! 👀🎨🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, age, am, appearance, humor, i, joke, sarcasm, self-deprecating on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.&#8…

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.…

Commentary:
When you don't quite fit anywhere but somehow fit everywhere 🤪🤷‍♂️ #TeamMiscellaneous

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged categorization, humor, i, ID, identity, miscellaneous, quirky, self-deprecating on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends yo…

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends yo…

Commentary:
When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, humor, humor quote, laughter, rejection, reply, romantic, sarcasm, single, someone, still, words on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real pa…

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real pa…

Commentary:
Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, attitude, confidence, feel, giving, humor, ignoring, passion, people, personality, real, sarcasm on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already…

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already…

Commentary:
Just flew out of the cocoon and already getting asked for a five-year plan. 🦋✨📈

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged achievement, asking, butterfly, growth, humor, humor about growth, i, impatience, next, transformation on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Commentary:
Embrace your inner oddball and level up to Grandmaster of Quirkiness! 🦄🤪✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, confidence, encouragement, humor, individuality, self-acceptance, start, stop, uniqueness, weird, weirdness, worrying on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook…

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook…

Commentary:
Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accidental, accidental click, accidentally, activity, algorithm, click, different, Facebook, humor, identity, media, much, online, online activity, person, post, social, social media, technology, UFO on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the useless…

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the useless…

Commentary:
Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animation, anything, cartoons, cliff, comedy, fall, humor, irony, little, satire, slapstick, taught, umbrella, us, uselessness on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Commentary:
Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged artist, drugs, genre, i, making, miss, music, music genre, nostalgia, sex-addict, singer, song, The Weeknd, Weeknd on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.
Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, everyday, fitted, folding, frustration, humor, interaction, patience, people, relatable, sarcasm, sheet, social, social interaction, talking on Jul 7, 2025 by slickboy.
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