“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look? Commentary:Not sure, but apparently, I need a manual and some face stickers! 👀🎨🤣
If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.… Commentary:When you don't quite fit anywhere but somehow fit everywhere 🤪🤷♂️ #TeamMiscellaneous
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends yo… Commentary:When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real pa… Commentary:Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already… Commentary:Just flew out of the cocoon and already getting asked for a five-year plan. 🦋✨📈
Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder. Commentary:Embrace your inner oddball and level up to Grandmaster of Quirkiness! 🦄🤪✨
Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook… Commentary:Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the useless… Commentary:Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music. Commentary:Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet. Commentary:Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂