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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.
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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.
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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.
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August 21, 2024
When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
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September 22, 2023
I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.
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September 9, 2024
Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.
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October 16, 2024
Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.
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September 9, 2024
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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September 22, 2023
I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
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July 7, 2024
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