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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.