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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.