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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, blunt, consequence, consequences, dildo, humor, irony, metaphor, risqué on May 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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