The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. Enjoying the consequences of my actions. I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine. I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.