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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Just shared via Reddit:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Making waves on Reddit:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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