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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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62 shares on YouTube this month:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

41 shares on X this month:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

47 shares on Slack this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Going viral on TikTok:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Trending via Snapchat:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Seen just now on TikTok:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Just landed via Reddit:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Going viral on TikTok:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Just shared via YouTube:

Relationship status: he escaped.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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