This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.