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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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44 shares on YouTube this month:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

77 shares on Slack this month:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Making waves on Discord:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Making waves on Facebook:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Just landed via Facebook:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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