This is my emotional support online shopping cart. Posted on6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do. I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift. But that was my emotional support daylight.