Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat. Commentary:Why stop at "Your Majesty"? I call mine "Your Royal Napness" because all they do is rule the kingdom of Dreamland. 😺👑💤 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew. You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.
