You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.