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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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