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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Live now on TikTok:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Going viral on Reddit:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Going viral on Telegram:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

92 shares on YouTube this month:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Going viral on TikTok:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Seen just now on Discord:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Trending via Reddit:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Shared recently on Slack:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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