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"Looks like the Amish are trying to butter us up with their desert escapades! 🌵🕺 Who needs Burning Man when you've got Churning Man? Let's see if they can churn out some dance moves without electricity! 💃⚡"

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

82 shares on Reddit this month:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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