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  • I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.
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  • Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.
  • Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
  • Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.
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