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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
Author Archives: slickboy
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.
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Ah, the good old days when popping into Lidl felt like committing treason! 🛒😂🔍
If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.
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Nailed it! Let's just hope he doesn't break out into a dance mid-build. 🚧🕺🔨
Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.
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Taking a Hooters waitress to a different Hooters is peak "I've got a type" energy! 🍗😆👀
I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.
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Looks like my version of "long story short" includes a director's cut! 🎬😂📚
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
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Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.
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Sounds like a win to me! Nothing lowers stress like avoiding mysterious creatures in the closet. 😅🎉
It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.
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This is why my bookshelf doubles as a witness protection program 📚😂🔍
It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.
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"Staying hydrated: the key to mastering the art of strategic escape routes from endless Zoom calls! 🚰😅🚻"
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱