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Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! 🧠🔮🤣
Author Archives: slickboy
I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”
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Looks like the manufacturer might have a long waitlist for attitude adjustments! 😂📞👩🔧
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”
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Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂
Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.
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When self-help books tell you to organize your life, but fiction helps you embrace the chaos 🧠📚😂
Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.
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When your casual skating practice comes with bonus Olympic gold, it's time to start charging admission! 🥇⛸️😆
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.
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Forty years of bathroom trips and still not done—my bladder must be harboring secrets! 🚽🤔🤣
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.
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Guess Santa needed a GPS instead of a PDS—Protruding Deer Snout! 🦌❌🌫️🗺️
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
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Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥