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When your Uber driver shows up with a seesaw, you know it's going to be a long ride 😂🚂⬇️⬆️
Author Archives: slickboy
Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.
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Learning the hard way that wrestling storylines aren’t family trees! 🎅🤼♂️👨👦
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
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That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
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Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈
Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.
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Gaming: where my life's main quest is to find more snacks and save the digital world one level at a time! 🎮😂🍕
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.
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Looks like we're all aboard the USS Speedy Steps to destination 'Next Floor'! 🚀🤣
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.
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🎃🛍️ "Guess I'll be dressing as 'everyday me' for Halloween this year, thanks to these 'costume quality' outfits!" 👻🤣