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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.