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I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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1 month ago

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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2 months ago

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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2 months ago

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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5 months ago

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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2 months ago

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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2 months ago

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62 shares on Telegram this month:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Trending via Threads:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Making waves on Facebook:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Shared recently on Slack:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Trending via Facebook:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Trending via Instagram:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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