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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

You’re so productive for your wage.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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