Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
- Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
- I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.
- I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
- If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
