Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to co… Commentary:"Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to. I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
