Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now. Posted onJun 16, 2024Jun 16, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down. I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
