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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.