Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead. Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan? Work beers should be a daily thing.