204 Funny am quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

  Commentary:
  🐻💤 "I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life's challenges!" 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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  Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. 💤🤔 Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! 🛌⏰ Stay strong, dear bed philosopher!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It's a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves"

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