11 Funny arrival quotes

• Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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  2 months ago

  arrival, attitude, being, being late, came, humor, i, late, least, management, never, punctuality, serious, should, time, time management, work

• “What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, ask, bird, birds, ETA, humor, question, sky, travel, waiting

• Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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  2 months ago

  airport, airport timing, app, arrival, dating, dating app, humor, risk, risk tolerance, timing, tolerance, travel

• Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, excuse, humor, i, late, sorry, timing, wanted

• IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, cheaper, comparison, cook, doing, food, having, here, humor, IKEA, products, should, still, takeout, work

• I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, baby, baby Jesus, Christmas, humor, i, Jesus, just, looking, man, men, Nativity, phone, phones, scene, set, technology, waiting, wise, Wise Man

• I’m here by unpopular demand.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, demand, here, humor, self-deprecation, unpopular, wit

• Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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  2 months ago

  again, airport, arrival, being, early, early arrival, flight, frustration, hours, humor, i, management, minutes, once, only, scam, security, take, time, time management, travel

• Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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  4 months ago

  arrival, competition, game, humor, paper, rock, scissors

• Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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  5 months ago

  arrival, coffee, entrance, humor, iced, iced coffee, knowing, late, lateness, management, poor, punctuality, showing, time, time management

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