Funny quotes arrival

Funny arrival quotes

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

1 month ago

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

3 months ago

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago

I’m here by unpopular demand.

3 months ago

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

3 months ago