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11 Funny arrival quotes

Funny arrival quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor πŸŽ‰ when welcoming someone new or marking a grand entrance πŸšͺ✨. Whether it’s a cheeky greeting for a friend or a witty line for a special occasion 🎈, these playful sayings keep the vibes light and laughter flowing πŸ˜‚. Ready to make arrivals unforgettable? Let the fun begin! πŸŽŠπŸ˜„

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Posted on6 months ago

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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