Funny arrival quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃‍♂️😂✈️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I guess punctuality wasn't on my priority list today! ⏰😅 Better late than never, right? Let's pretend I arrived fashionably late! 💁‍♂️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

  Commentary:
  "IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m here by unpopular demand.

  Commentary:
  🎤 "Well, well, looks like someone is here by unpopular demand! 🙈 Let's give a round of applause for being everyone's least favorite party guest! 😂 Who needs popularity anyway when you've got sarcasm and self-deprecation on your side, am I right? 😜 Keep shining bright like the lone star you are, my friend! ✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!

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