79 Funny attitude quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

  Commentary:
  "Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling cute, might plot world domination later 😈🤔 #EvilEra"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just sigh and go, 'Why am I not surprised, citrus?' 🍋🤷‍♂️😆"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: 11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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  Commentary:
  😂⏰ "11:00 am: 'The world is my oyster!' 🦪 3:00 pm: 'I'll just stick to Netflix instead.' 🍿📺"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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  Commentary:
  "Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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  Commentary:
  "When my phone doesn't text back, it's not ghosting—it's just being introverted! 📱😅👻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm a limited edition! 🛍️😂 Any attempts to 'unspoil' are strictly prohibited 🚫✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

  Commentary:
  "Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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