Funny balcony quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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