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Funny balcony quotes

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I'm a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can't speak to the people.

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025