Funny balcony quotes

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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  2 months ago

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• If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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  2 months ago

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• The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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  2 months ago

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• If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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  2 months ago

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• All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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  2 months ago

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• Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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  5 months ago

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