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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.
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Jan 25, 2025
Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?
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Jan 24, 2025
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
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Jan 23, 2025
Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.
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Jan 22, 2025
I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
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Jan 22, 2025