Funny ban quotes

• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  2 months ago

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• After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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  2 months ago

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• Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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  2 months ago

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• Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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  2 months ago

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• Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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  2 months ago

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• I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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  2 months ago

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