Funny ban quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the apples will be in big trouble next… 🍎🍌📚 Better keep an eye on those sultry strawberries and cheeky cherries too! 🍓🍒 #FruitForThought #ForbiddenFruit

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

  Commentary:
  "Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? 🚫📝 Because who needs all that paper-pushing when we can just wave some magic wands and make things happen?! ✨ #PetitionCeption #BanTheBanPetition"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the concept of "hot" banter a little too far! 🔥🚫 Seems like the sauna just couldn't handle that level of out-of-this-world humor! 🚀😂 Remember, there's a fine line between being steamy and being simply barred!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a mystery borrower on the loose! 🔍📚 Maybe they were reading about how to disappear without a trace? Regardless, let's hope they can solve the case of the missing books before Sherlock Holmes shows up at their door! 🕵️‍♂️🔎

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