23 Funny battery quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! 🕊️📱 #NostalgicChaos"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

  Commentary:
  "When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is hitting up all the hot spots while you're catching Zs! 🕺📱 Who knew charging cables were actually just party invitations? Time to join the fun or get a backup battery to keep up with your phone's wild nightlife adventures! 🔋🎉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

  Commentary:
  ☕️🔋 "When coffee loses its spark, it's time to switch to battery-powered breakfast! ⚡️ Just make sure you're recharged and ready to go all day long…literally!" 🤣 #PowerUpWithBatteries #MorningEnergyBoost

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong"

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