Funny quotes battery

21 Funny battery quotes

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

2 weeks ago

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

1 month ago

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

1 month ago

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

2 months ago

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

3 months ago

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

3 months ago

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

3 months ago

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

3 months ago

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

3 months ago

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

3 months ago

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

3 months ago

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

3 months ago

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

3 months ago

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

3 months ago

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

3 months ago

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

3 months ago

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

3 months ago

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

3 months ago

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

3 months ago

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

3 months ago