16 Funny bedroom quotes

• I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, domestic, domestic task, fitted, fitted sheet, help, honesty, humor, i, lie, mattress, me, put, relationship, sex, sheet, task

• Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, child, cleaner, cleanliness, door, hack, house, humor, parent, parenting, shut

• If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedroom, boundary, call, clean, clean room, daddy, doing, funny response, humor, i, me, partner, partner teasing, playful, relationship, response, room, stop, teasing

• Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, everyday, everyday life, excitement, exciting, humor, i, knows, life, living, living room, movement, next, room, where

• Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, creep, disappear, fear, humor, mind, sight, spider

• I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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  2 months ago

  am, bedroom, cave, days, exhaustion, half, hours, humor, i, introvert, need, personality, recovery, social, time

• She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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  2 months ago

  bedding, bedroom, date, drawer, fresh, humor, i, impress, matching, me, organized, relationship, sock, wanted

• I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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  2 months ago

  again, asleep, back, bedroom, cat, chair, crucifix, empty, fall, fear, hate, hisses, holding, humor, i, pet, runs, sleep, superstition

• A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, action, action comedy, assembly, bedroom, bedroom set, chan, comedy, complete, end, fight, fight scene, furniture, humor, IKEA, jackie, Jackie Chan, Malm, pieces, scene, set, warehouse, where

• Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, bedroom, fear, humor, lost, mind, never, pest, sight, spider, unexpected

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