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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Going viral on Telegram:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Making waves on Discord:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Trending via Threads:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Spotted on Threads:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Spotted on Messenger:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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86 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

75 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

14 shares on Slack this month:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Blink if you want me!

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Seen just now on Slack:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Just shared via TikTok:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Going viral on Instagram:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

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