16 Funny bills quotes

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

I miss when bills were none of my business.

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When I hear the word "horror", the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I've started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it's saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025