27 Funny bills quotes

• All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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  1 hour ago

  am, bills, finances, good, good to go, humor, i, money, outstanding, sarcasm

• Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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  6 hours ago

  adulthood, bill, bills, decision, eat, food, humor, just, responsibility, why, wondering

• Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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  10 hours ago

  bill, bills, card, credit, credit card, date, debt, expiration, expiration date, finance, humor, just, left, money, name, only, paid, payment, thing

• Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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  1 day ago

  adult, adult life, adulthood, bill, bills, days, device, devices, just, life, memory, responsibility, running, technology

• I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, bills, business, date, due, due date, i, just, know, minding, next, payment, procrastination, responsibility, surprise, thing

• I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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  2 months ago

  bill, bills, emotion, Funny, giggling, humor, i, just, nothing, remember, start, stress, thinking, thought

• That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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  2 months ago

  after, bill, bills, budgeting, expense, finance, humor, i, jean, jeans, left, leftover, little, money, over, pay, perfect, pocket, size

• Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, adulting, bill, bills, brochure, chore, complaint, dark, humor, laundry, life, life struggle, pile, responsibility, scam, struggle, tax

• When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, afraid, bills, dark, darkness, fear, financial, financial stress, got, humor, i, light, me, money, money problem, problem, stress, young

• I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  2 months ago

  50, adulthood, adulting, bills, expectations, freedom, fun, humor, i, reality, responsibility, thought

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