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5 months ago
Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Looks like someone's brain is on a constant quest for the next mental vacation! 🧠💭 Don't worry, your skull is doing its best to keep it grounded. Who needs meaningful thoughts when you've got the privilege of free-floating daydreams, right? 😉 #FloatingBrainSyndrome
5 months ago
Share →: And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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"Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! 😂 These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! 🧠💤 #BackSleeperDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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"Looks like your brain could use a good massage and realignment! 🧠💆‍♂️ Maybe a brain chiropractor can help you straighten out those tangled thoughts!"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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"Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"
5 months ago
Share →: As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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"Ah, the age-old mystery of brainless chatter! 🧠💬 Social media: where talking without thinking is a superpower! 🤳😂 #NoBrainNoProblem"
5 months ago
Share →: Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta
5 months ago
Share →: Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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"Therapy – where even your brain gets a professional reality check 🧠🚶‍♂️ 'Ohhh, so that's how you've been rolling all this time?'" 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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"Are brains really just a head-scratcher? 🤔 Maybe it's all in our heads after all! 🧠😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤