Funny build quotes

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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  5 days ago

  actually, awareness, before, build, cart, etiquette, food, grocery, grocery store, humor, know, least, people, push, sarcasm, shopper, shopping, shopping etiquette, should, spatial, spatial awareness, store

• Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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  2 months ago

  activity, blankets, build, cozy, day, fort, fun, fun activity, imagination, indoor, just, pillows, play, stay, staycation

• I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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  2 months ago

  activity, adventure, build, coming, fun, fun activity, high, high seas, humor, invitation, pirate, sailing, seas, ship

• I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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  2 months ago

  build, building, comedy, comparison, cook, cooking, expectation, gender, gender roles, guy, hate, house, house building, humor, i, irony, relationship, roles

• Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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  2 months ago

  build, communication, dating, effort, expectations, humor, love, men, modern, modern love, much, relationship, replying, romance, think, time, too, used, women

• Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, build, connect, humor, LinkedIn, media, relationship, request, social, social media, want

• I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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  5 months ago

  age, around, build, i, memory, riding, say, surprise, town

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