Funny build quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

  Commentary:
  Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

  Commentary:
  Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

  Commentary:
  "Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅‍♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships

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