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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Spotted on Discord:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Just shared via Reddit:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Just landed via Telegram:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Just shared via Reddit:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Trending via Slack:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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54 Funny casual quotes

Funny casual quotes are the perfect 🎉 sprinkle of humor to brighten your day and lighten the mood. Whether you’re looking to spark a giggle 😂 at a party or add a dash of wit to your social media feed, these zingers are your go-to. With their cheeky charm and effortless wit, they transform everyday moments into laughable adventures. So, why wait? Dive into the world of humor and watch the smiles roll in 😄!

New funny casual quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Commentary:
Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
5 days ago
Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
6 days ago
Share →: ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Commentary:
Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
6 days ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Commentary:
Just wait until you see my advanced level: putting them on while hopping on one foot! 🧦🦘😂
7 days ago
Share →: My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Commentary:
Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆
1 week ago
Share →: I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the profound thoughts of a great philosopher: 'Yeah' and 'Yup' 😂🧠💭 #DeepThoughts"
1 week ago
Share →: Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Commentary:
"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"
1 week ago
Share →: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Commentary:
"🔥🚗 'Cause rolling through the flames in sweats is just how I tire my attire! 😂👕"
1 week ago
Share →: The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Going viral on Facebook:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Seen just now on Discord:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Seen just now on Slack:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Spotted on Telegram:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Spotted on WeChat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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