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  • “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

    Commentary:
    “Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!”

  • Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert”

  • Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨”

  • Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare ‘McRib Red’ for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔”

  • Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

    Commentary:
    “Saturdays: the ultimate ‘choose your own adventure’ day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, ‘Look busy while doing nothing!’ 🍕📺”

  • The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream”

  • I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

    Commentary:
    “Sure, I’ll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂”

  • Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

    Commentary:
    “Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I’m on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂”

  • Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂”

  • I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

    Commentary:
    “Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you’re probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂”

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