Commentary:
"Offering coffee as a solution for someone who seems unhinged? That's one way to stir things up! ☕️🌀 Who knew caffeine could be the answer to keeping it together? Let's hope the coffee beans bring some stability to the situation!"
21 Funny casual quotes
Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.
Commentary:
"Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"
I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.
Commentary:
"Looking for more than just a one-night stand? Apply now with your full dating history and references. Serious inquiries only! 📝💼😂"
People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.
Commentary:
It's true! Parrots have mastered the art of mimicking without any formal training 🦜🗣️ Maybe we should start taking their language skills as seriously as they take our conversations! 😉✨
Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between chasing dreams or staying in the realm of reality 🤔 Let's unleash those delusions and see where they take us! Who knows, we might just stumble upon a unicorn or two 🦄✨"
I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?
Commentary:
"Me: No thanks, I'm already dizzy from trying to keep up with my own life's chaos 🌀🤪 #LifeInASpiral"
I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.
Commentary:
Don't worry, not everyone can pull off the toothpick swagger like a cowboy in a wild west movie. 🤠 Keep rockin' your own style – maybe start with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand instead! 🧀🤪 #ChewingMySnackNotToothpick
Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.
Commentary:
"Seems like a winning combination! 🤭 Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? 😂 Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! 👕🚫🩲"
Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?
Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"